Caption Competition



I’m feeling slightly silly today. It’s down to a combination of all the dramatic events in my street last night and a resumption of the pain meds and the remainder of my cold.

The above picture was taken at the British Museum in the summer; the non-marble person got it the way of my snap and I have no idea who she is. But the expression on both her face and that of the statue rather lend themselves to humorous interpretation.

First prize goes to the caption that makes me cry laughing…

Over to you!

Who’s in charge??



Don’t blame me, blame Jonathon over at Of Course I Could be Wrong…

 I just nicked it from him. It seems doubly apposite for my current work situation…



All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

‘I should be in charge,’ said the brain, ‘because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.’

‘I should be in charge,’ said the blood, ‘because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.’

‘I should be in charge,’ said the stomach, ‘because I process food and give all of you energy.’

‘I should be in charge,’ said the legs, ‘because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.’

‘I should be in charge,’ said the eyes, ‘because I allow the body to see where it goes.’

‘I should be in charge,’ said the rectum, ‘because I’m responsible for waste removal.’

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days,the brain had a terrible headache,the stomach was bloated,the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The ass hole is usually the one in charge!